Saturday, February 27, 2016

BLOODY KIWI FUZZ

My mom has always had weird paranoia about food. Twice in the summer of 2006, this was blatant for me.

I ate some unwashed strawberries and as always, Virginia "Boomer Cxnt/Thinkerbell" Snyder reacted as if I had just killed her son. I talked to my late friend Addie "NinjaKitten" Etter and she told me it was fine.

And then another time I ate an unskinned kiwi fruit, and old Boomer Cxnt acted like I had just raped Crystal with a shotgun.

Good night and good luck you asswipes!

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